Matt: I am going to go get my haircut.
Laurie: Okay, cat pony!
Matt: My hair hath been cut!
Laurie: Your mane hath been cut and your paws trimmed, cat pony?
Matt: I had my mane braided.
Laurie: Oh sweet!
Matt: My mane was braided and bows were put into it.
Laurie: Wow! Bows! Only girl cat ponies wear bows… geez.
Matt: You don’t know cat ponies. They were blue bows.
Laurie: My bad. I guess I don’t know cat ponies.
Matt: Only cat ponies don’t know cat ponies.
Laurie: On the contrary, if one knows so much about cat ponies, then they must be a cat pony, cat pony.
Matt: That is not true. You see cat ponies exist inside the cat pony system. If you exist inside a cat pony system, you can’t completely understand the system or know how it works or even know that you exist inside this sort of system. Only a non-cat pony observer outside the system can understand it completely. You exist inside the cat pony system, therefore, you are a cat pony and don’t even know it. Q.E.D.
Laurie: Damn it… I’m a cat pony.
Matt: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!